R: Tomayto Tomahto Grasshopper Praying Mantis.
Hoping the message goes through, since what started as a futile exercise in glorifying a measly lowly grasshopper to the point of having it believe I truly fell in love with it through words, ended up in a lesson about how one's passion for expression can be misunderstood. For it is that feeling itself that I tend to long for, to a far greater extent than the apparent object of my desire. This goes to show you (and the world, one reader at a time :) that you can be passionate about anything no matter how insignificant and tis only those with a truly exaggerated self opinion who will dramatize it instead of appreciating it.
Yes I have just watched Pride and Prejudice, hence the language, excusable and understandable if it is not much to ask.